MEN SHOULD BE ON MARS WOMEN SHOULD HAVE A PENIS

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A perfect gift for women - at least ten laugh-out-louds guaranteed. A witty look, with useful facts and history, at why all men and their Martian logic should be flung into space and land on Mars!

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Malinda Rutter is a big picture thinker in the style of abstract and hilarious. Tis book is her outside-the-square solution to solving gender politics once and for all, a fantasy with an internal logic Malinda learned from long years of co-habitation with penis-wearers.
Guaranteed to make you laugh out loud (if you are a woman), this book will also quickly sort out the secure from the insecure in the male population.
This is what Malinda does. Sorts you out. And you're laughing so hard you don't even notice.
Much loved mother to all, sister to many, Aunty Malinda is also wife to one lucky penis-wearer, and lives in Sydney, Australia.
Her sunny nature shines through the text, full of facts you didn't know about the male appendage. And as you, a capable woman, glide through the chapters, you realise that Malinda's penis argument is actually the logical endpoint of your own truncated secret thoughts.
We don't have to go as far as Malinda does in this book, but the thought of this book will make you smile sweetly the next time you have to deal with male incompetence, which will probably be tomorrow, or later on today.

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Chapter 1 Men Should Be On Mars Women Should Have A Penis
Chapter 2 Men Have Had It Long Enough For Women To Have It Longer
Chapter 3 The Penis Perfectly Matched
Chapter 4 Speaking In Different Tongues
Chapter 5 Men Are Like Elastic And Should Be Flung Into Space
Chapter 6 Delightful Discovery - Choosing Your Penis Name
Chapter 7 Men Become Less Distracted
Chapter 8 Do Women Really Want A Penis?
Chapter 9 Recent Failures Of The Social Experiment
Chapter 10 Better Than Dildonics. Each Comes With A Mind Of Its Own.
Chapter 11 Problems That Start With Men
Chapter 12 Size Matters And The Matter Of Sighs

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