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Ah, the single life. The blind dates, the guiltless sleeping in the starfish position, the "table for one, please." In this book, Jeff Green offers practical advice on how to find love, or failing that, how to pretend you've got a significant other half. And if you've just been dumped, Jeff shows how you can reach "closure," otherwise known as uncompromising revenge. Green also includes great pick-up lines for the older lover—"Did you break a hip when you fell from heaven?"—and beauty tips for dates—"How to look 20 years younger? Stand further away." If you're in a relationshio, this book will remind you why your own situation is worth tolerating, and if you're happily single, follow Jeff's advice and you're guaranteed to stay that way.