Hi I'm Michael Dale; a Jaded Londoner who gave up on normal life to write an outrageous novel about how weird things are for the sake of my own sanity.

My interests include dismantling the daily grind one freaky fetish at a time and eating frozen yogurt.

I currently reside in Cape Town with my wife Itziar and daughter Luz whom actively encourage my literary antics.

Key influences: Kahlil Gibran and the anonymous authors of the Daily Sport's naughty stories page.

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I'm looking for a decent agent with a lot of integrity who can find me a commissioning editor with enough guts to bankroll my work properly.

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